Bottle-o-fuck's Glass Keychain

Ever wish you had just one more fck* to give? Well, here it is—bottled up and ready to go. This glass keychain is the perfect way to let the world know you’re fresh out of patience, or just carrying a little emergency stash for when you actually care.

Product Details:

• Made of high-quality glass—because your last f*ck deserves durability
• Available in Rainbow Black—a little mystery, a little attitude
• Compact, lightweight, and built to dangle from your keys, bag, or existential crisis

Why You Need This:

✔ Adds a dose of sarcasm to your everyday carry
✔ A conversation starter (or ender, depending on your mood)
✔ The perfect gift for anyone running low on patience

Warning: Doesn’t actually replenish your supply of f*cks. You’re still on your own for that.